My Logic:

  • Me: okay, we have to get up at 6. Let's go to bed early
  • Brain: yeah, cool, let's stay up until 3 reading fanfic
  • Me: that's not at all what I said
  • Brain: haha, no, we're reading fanfic
  • The next morning:
  • Me: *exhausted* ugh I hate you
  • Brain: haha no you don't, that fanfic was awesome